47 Ways to Annoy Ophelia47 Ways to Annoy Ophelia47 Ways to Annoy Ophelia by ~Leonette15
For those of you who like a torturous, drawn-out death.
1. Cut off her braid.
2. Cut her hair so it's in a bob like Clare's.
3. Remind her about her brother. Constantly.
4. Make her read Hamlet.
5. When she's finished reading, warn her about falling into lakes.
6. Make her see a therapist.
7. Sell her sob story to a magazine.
8. Tell anyone who talks about her that 'she's just a big softie, really'.
9. Put flowers in her hair.
10. Buy her a teddy and act all upset if she destroys it.
11. Or, better yet. Buy her a Priscilla toy and watch her go psycho.
12. In fact, give her highly intricate and incredibly